(spoken) Kevin: Hi, I'm Kevin. Pheobe: And I'm Phoebe. Count: I'm Count von Count. Kevin: Here's a little song for you guys and gals out there who can't quite figure out what the wacky world of measuring is all about. Phoebe: And it goes something like this ... Count: It goes exactly like this! (sung) Phoebe: How deep is your bathtub? Count: 2 feet How high is your shelf? 3 feet Kevin: How tall is that penguin? 24 inches You can find out yourself Phoebe and Kevin: Just get out your ruler And you will see Kevin: How fun and useful measuring can be Phoebe: How tall is your brother? 2 feet, 1 inch How big is that tree? 5 feet Kevin: How wide is your mother? One and a half feet Don't come running to me Phoebe and Kevin: Once you've tried a ruler I'm sure you'll agree Kevin: How fun and useful measuring can be Phoebe and Kevin: Inches, yards and feet They really can't be beat Count: For measuring they bring home all the prizes Kevin: You will find them on your ruler Count: And there's really nothing cooler All: When you want to figure out what something's size is Phoebe and Kevin: How long is that noodle? 8 inches How tall is that drink? 5 inches Phoebe: How big is your poodle? 2 feet, 5 inches Kevin: How deep is your sink? 1 foot Phoebe and Kevin: Once you've tried a ruler I'm sure you'll agree Phoebe: How truly useful measuring Phoebe and Kevin: How truly useful measuring All: How truly useful measuing can be