(Children) Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesamia Street? How to get to Sesamia Street? How to get to Sesamia Street? (Kermit) Hello, Kermit the frog here, and welcome to sesamia street, i'd like to tell you what today's letter is, but im really fucked up! hey hey big bird do you know what today's letter is? (Big Bird) Sure Kermit, today's letter is joint. (Kermit) Uh, Big Bird joint is not a letter, it is a word. (Big Bird) Sorry kids, todays letter is 3. (Kermit) Um bid bird, uh, 3 is a number. (Big Bird) exactly the number 3, which is how many joints I've smoked today... Kermit are you with me? (Kermit) Oh god im stoned! (Big Bird) Me too! (Stoned Laughter) (Elmo) Guys, guys, show go on! Come on (Kermit) Uh, thank you Elmo... How about we say our ABCs bigbird? (Big Bird) oooooooook! (Together) A B C D E F R G Q K C R... UM... F C... (Big Bird) I forgot what we were doing Kramit... (Kermit) Did you just call me Kramit? (Big Bird) Yes I did... (Kermit) Kramit the frog here... (stoned laughter) (Kermit) Ok, ok, that's all the time we have for today, good bye kids. Today's show was brought to you by the letter... (Big Bird) Bong! (Kermit) And the number.. (Big Bird) God your messed up (Kermit) Fuck you!.. Hehe.. The number fuck you!! (Big Bird) bye bye kids!
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