(SPOKEN) Man #1: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I...Hey, you know what letter comes after I? Man #2, Man #3, Woman: J! Man #1: Right. And whenever I think of the letter J, I think of all my friends whose names begin with the letter J like... (SUNG) J, Joe, wearing jeans Got himself a pocket full of jelly beans J, Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans Hey, let's sing a song about J (SPOKEN) Man #2: Hey, you know, I've got a friend whose name begins with J, too. Man #1: Is that right? Man #2: Yeah. Let me tell you about her. (SUNG) J, Jane, jumping down the lane Joking and a-jiving Well, that's just like Jane Man #1, Man #2: J, Jane, jumping Jane J, Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans Hey, let's sing a song about J (SPOKEN) Woman: Hey, you know what, fellas? Man #2: What's that? Woman: I've got a J friend, too. Man #2: Oh yeah? Woman: Yeah! Man #2: Tell us about him. (SUNG) Woman: J, Jim, he's tall and slim He's got a jar of jam Let's join with him Man #1, Man #2, Woman: J, Jim, let's join with Jim J, Jane, well, let's jump with Jane J, Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans Hey, let's sing a song about J (SPOKEN) Man #3: I have one, too. My friend, Joan Man #1: Tell us about her. Man #3: O.K. Here it goes. (SUNG) J, Joan, jawing on the phone Hear it jingle, hear it jangle Well, it's just for Joan All: J, Joan, yes, jingle jangle Joan J, Jim, let's join with Jim J, Jane, well, let's jump with Jane J, Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans Hey, let's sing a song about J J