Ernie: Gee, Bert, it's so much fun, I know you'll like it once we've begun Bert: Ernie, I've gotta wash my hair, I've gotta scrub my toes Ernie: We Bert, will have a ball, if I can get you to sing at all Bert: No, I refuse to sing along I won't So please don't ask me if I want to 'cause I don't Although for you I would do almost anything Along is one way which I do not want to sing Ernie: Ole Buddy, it'll make you happy When you start to sing a snappy Little number that will bounce you right along Bert: No! Ernie: Like Farmer In The Dell or Old McDonald Had A Farm or maybe What's The Name Of That Song Bert: No Ernie: So if you have a lot of choice, You'll love it that you've got a voice And even though the notes you sing are wrong Bert: ERNIE!! Ernie: You'll do a favor for us If you lift your voice in chorus For a swinging sing along song (Duet: singing these parts at the same time) Bert: I refuse to sing along I won't So please don't ask me if I want to 'cause I don't Although for you I would do almost anything Along is one way which I do not want to sing Ernie: Ole Buddy, it'll make you happy When you start to sing a snappy Little number that will bounce you right along Like Farmer In The Dell or Old McDonald Had A Farm or maybe What's The Name Of That Song So if you have a lot of choice, You'll love it that you've got a voice And even though the notes you sing are wrong You'll do a favor for us If you lift your voice in chorus For a swinging sing along song Bert: Ernie!!! Ernie: Please Bert, you'll like it too We'll sing together, just me and you Bert: AARGH!! No, I refuse to sing along that's it!!!! And in the bathroom it's ridiculous, I quit!! That's that! That's that! Ernie: Gee Bert, that was terrific!