I love my elbows Let's get straight to the point I love my elbows Yeah they're my favorite joint They bend my arms with so much charm and finesse I love my elbows Take my ankles, please! I love my elbows So much I'm weak in the knees Without these two I'd sure be blue I confess Yeah thanks to elbows, I'm a fella Who's got a hook for his umbrella And for cool and casual leaning, Boy are they great! And right below my shoulders, They're the perfect package holders Just use them any time you want Or even make 'em straight (crash as package falls) I love my elbows! They really top my list I love my elbows, Even more than my wrists They're flexible and bony They help answer the phone-y They're useful when you want to touch Your fingers to your nose That's right, it's true, I love...... my elbows! I love my elbows they're my favorite joint!