I have a chair Gets me from here to there Takes me most anywhere That any two feet could take me I have a chair Helps me to get around Gets me to where I'm bound Just as fast as shoes could make me Oh, faster than shoes And my chair goes forward Or it can go back I can make it spin Or race down a track (whistling) We can fly a kite While I hold the string 'Cause me and my chair can do Most anything We're quite a pair We glide on air We're quite a pair Me and my chair Me and my chair