Muppet 1: I'd like to be a dancer, adancing on my toes. Muppet 2: I'd like to be a fireman, I'd squirt you with my hose! Muppet 3: And I would be a sailor, and I'd sail the seven seas. But.... All: There is one thing special which everyone agrees. Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? Search the whole world over, travel near and far. But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are. 2: (spoken) Except me and I don't agree. 1: I'd like to have a kitten, all cuddly, soft and clean. 2: I'd like to have a dragon, all big and tough and mean! 3: And I would have a little mouse, I'd feed him lots of cheese, but... All: There is one thing special which everyone agrees. Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? Search the whole world over, travel near and far. But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are. 2: (spoken) Except me, and I *still* don't agree. 3: Do you like ice cream? 2: (begrudgingly) Uh, yes. 3: Then you agree. 1: (???, last word may have been sweet) 2: I'd like to play football, our team cannot be beat 3: And I'd go to the park and watch the birdies in the trees 2: (sarcastically) Birdies. 1: Hmmmph! All: Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? Search the whole world over, travel near and far. But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are. (a huge monster muppet approaches the trio) 3: (nervously) Say, w..would you like an ice cream cone? (hands him a fourth cone he suddenly happened to have) Monster: MAWRRRRRRRRRRRR.... Oh, everyone likes ice cream, yes indeed they do. Everyone likes ice cream, I do do you? Search the whole world over, travel near and far. But everyone likes ice cream no matter who they are.