(spoken) Announcer's Voice: WELCOME TO SONY THEATRES! (This line was changed to welcome to Loews Theaters when Sony Theatres was changed to Loews) (scene switch to Big Bird and the Muppets in a big, I mean, a BIG theater! I mean, a really big and huge theater) Big Bird: Grab a seat! Elmo: Excuse Elmo. (he keeps saying this while he keeps passing the moviegoers by until we hear this) Grover: ELMO???!!! I just washed the fur! Elmo: Sorry. (Sung) All: Here's our theater Here's our seats That's the lobby Singing Popcorn: We're the eats! All: [ Not sure about this word ] ...the tickets! Oinker Sisters: Wo, wo, wo! That's the exit where you go All: And don't forget to watch the movie Don't forget to watch the show Baby Bear: Thank you very much for coming (I like Baby Bear's part because he bears a striking resemblance to Elmer Fudd when he talks, so it sounds like vewwy instead of very) All: HELLO!! (They start greeting the guests! Hola! Greetings, etc.) Remember-- Zoe: Don't talk! Bert, Ernie, and the rest: (hushed) Don't talk During the movie (loudly) DURING THE MOVIE! All: Don't smoke! Don't smoke! Benny Rabbit: Hey, it isn't legal! All: It isn't legal Telly: Don't litter All: Throw away your trash Oscar: (spoken) Movies are a lot more fun than ever! All: (sung) And also, don't surf! Don't surf! Herry and ???: There is no water! Elmo: THERE IS NO WATER??!???? All: Don't dance with a bear Don't sing grand opera Gladys The Cow: Moo-moo-moo-moo-MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (On the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it comes to the fact that Gladys's voice echoes in reverbish style because she's close, way too close to the camera!) All: Don't munch on a chair! Don't do this! (RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT?) Don't do that! (HOOOOOOOOOOOONK!) Don't do any of these! (They start doing funny stuff e.g. replace nose, blow raspberry and this) Mumford: (spoken) A la peanut butter sandwiches! (Everyone onscreen disappears -- well, almost everyone) Count: And also... All: (sung) Don't forget to watch the movie! Don't forget to watch the show! Elmo: (spoken) ENOUGH DON'TS!!!! All: (sung) Don't forget to watch the movie! Let's GO! Bobo ???: (spoken) LEEEEEEEET'S GO!!! All: (chanting) Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Movie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie! Mo-vie...