We are a couple of grouches Singing a wonderful song Some of the notes are just perfect But some of the notes are all wrong! La la-la la-la-la La la-la la-la-la La la-la la-la-la la-la! We are a couple of grouches Singing a wonderful song Proud if you say it is rotten And happy if you sing along! La la-la la-la-la La la-la la-la-la La la-la la-la-la la-la!