The Count: Oh, Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner If you like home cookin' try it Transylvanian style At Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner Come inside and open wide, it's love at first bite Ernie: Let me see... I'll have a number four - the one minute egg And three strips of bacon on the side Wait a minute... On second thought, I'll have some cereal instead Cookie Monster: Me settle for cookie sandwich on rye The Count: At Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner (ha ha) If you like home cookin' try it Transylvanian style At Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner Come inside and open wide, it's love at first bite Grover: I will try a number five - the business monster's lunch And a bowl of alphabet soup, A to Z (A to Z) Cookie Monster: Me still want six or seven cookies me can munch Herry Monster: And a blue plate special for blue monsters like me The Count: At Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner If you like home cookin' try it Transylvanian style At Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner Come inside and open wide, it's love at first bite Big Bird: I don't know what to have, I eat like a bird I guess I'll have some bird seed on a bun (on a bun) Bert: Two bowls of oatmeal, for dessert I'm gonna splurge The Count: Anyone for seconds? Me! That's one! Yes, at Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner If you like home cookin' try it Transylvanian style At Count von Count's continuous country cookin' downhome diner Come inside and open wide, it's love at first bite Come inside and open wide, it's love at first bite Come and get it!