Girl: It's my cookie! Boy: It is not, it's mine! Girl: No, it's my cookie! Cookie Monster: Dum-de-dum-dum-dum ... What seem to be problem? Girl: Well, there's only one cookie here and we both want it. Boy: Yeah and it's mine! Girl: It is not! It's my cookie! I saw it first! Boy: Yeah, but -- Cookie Monster: Hold on, me will decide who get cookie. Girl: Are you kidding?!? Boy: Yeah, you're the Cookie Monster! If you decide, we know who will get the cookie! Girl: We weren't born yesterday, you know! Cookie Monster: Now hold on, hold on ... Okay, me decided that Smallest Person get cookie! Girl: Of all the -- the smallest person gets the cookie? Cookie Monster: Uh-huh. Girl: (squatting down) Okay I'm the smallest! I'm the smallest! Boy: Hey, that's not fair! You're scrunching down! Girl: I'm the smallest! Boy: You can't do that, I'm smaller than you! Cookie Monster: (stopping them) Okay, okay. (to Girl) You small, (to Boy) you smaller, but -- (Cookie Monster stands aside and suddenly begins to shrunk to pint-size.) Girl: How'd he do that? Boy: I don't know, but he's the smallest! Cookie Monster: (high-pitched voice) I do anything for cookie! (Cookie Monster picks up the cookie, now bigger than he is, and marches off.)