(spoken) Elmo: Oh, hello everybody! Well, guess what? We're gonna sing a silly song about a silly cow - Telly: And a silly duck! Ready, cow? Elmo: Ready, duck! (they laugh, music starts, they start singing) Telly: I remember the first word I said Mom was putting me to bed And as she kissed me on my brow I said something I picked up from a cow I said "MOO!" Elmo: "Moo?" Telly: Yes indeed, I said "moo!" Elmo: Moo, moo! Telly: Other ducks started gawking Mom said, "At least you're talking." Then she said, "Baby, say it loud, Say it loud, 'cause I feel proud." I said, "Moo, moo, moo!" Telly & Elmo: Moo, moo, moo! Elmo: Elmo remembers the first word he said Mother Goose was being read And then as Dad got to the end Elmo said something he learned from a friend Elmo said "Quack!" Telly: "Quack?" Elmo: Yes indeed, he said "Quack!" Telly: Quack, quack! Elmo: Dad felt very lucky Though his cow spoke like a ducky Then he said, "Baby, say it loud", Say it loud, 'cause he feels proud. Elmo said, "Quack, quack, quack!" Telly & Elmo: Quack, quack, quack! I remember the day that we met We got close as friends could get And there inside the barnyard shack Telly: I taught you how to moo Elmo: Elmo taught you how to quack! Moo, moo! Telly: Quack, quack! Elmo: MOOOOOOOOO! Telly: Quack quack quack quack quack Telly & Elmo: Then we danced a little jig And taught the little pig And we said, "Baby, say it loud, Say it loud, 'cause he feels proud." We said, "Oink, oink, oink!" Oink, oink, oink! Telly: We said, "Say it loud!" Elmo: We said it loud Telly & Elmo: Say it loud... 'Cause we feel proud! Elmo: Hey, Duck! Telly: Yeah, Cow? Elmo: Let's talk Turkey! Telly & Elmo: Gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble...