I said I don't need a fancy lover I had enough to do with them But I could really use another That could be more than just a friend You possess a really sexy body Runs through my mind most every day But before we get too close too fast I got more to say I don't need nobody Got me playing all them games I don't want to see prescription drugs When the label's got your name But I call you on the telephone And you're telling me you're all alone Who's that hear talking to you It ain't just the television, now you've got to make decisions I'm available for you If you promise you're available for me To do just what I wanna do to you 'Cause I'm available I heard that the revolution's over I think a new one has just begun With the notion we could infiltrate Undercover, that would be lots of fun You know just how to drive me crazy It's so hard to put up a fight But if I'm begging for affection I'd rather take cold showers every night I'm not going to chase you As if you just robbed a bank If you ever get arrested for your petty crimes You won't have me to thank Because the money's just a paper But the paper cut you good If you have to advertise You may show advances, but your ruining your chances I'm available for you If you promise you're available for me To do just what I wanna do to you 'Cause I'm available (Repeat x 4)