You say either, I say either You say neither, I say neither Either, either Neither, neither Let's call the whole thing off You like potatoes, I like potatoes You like tomatoes, I like tomatoes Potatoes, potatoes Tomatoes, tomatoes Let's call the whole thing off And if we call the whole thing off Then we must part And if we ever part That might break my heart You wear pajamas, I wear pajamas I wear pajamas and give up pajamas And for we know we need each other so We better call the calling off off Better call the whole thing off And if we call the whole thing off Then we must part And if we ever part That might break my heart If you like oysters, I like oysters I order oyster and cancel the oyster And for we know we need each other so We better call the calling off off Better call the whole thing off