Well Fancy Dan, he's a bright young man He's a lover Well Fancy Dan, he's ahead of the clan He's a lover Well the word's around that all the boys in town Are gonna tear his playhouse down But that don't bother young Dan, he's not a fighting man He's the swingingest lover around Well don't underestimate Fancy Dan He's the leader of a local band Don't you dare leave your baby alone He's a modern Pied Piper on the saxophone Well Fancy Dan, man oh man He's a smoothie Well Fancy Dan, don't you understand He's groovy Well the boys don't like him but the girlies do And that's all a part of the plan They're looking for a romance and they haven't a chance In the arms of Fancy Dan Well Fancy Dan, round and round he goes Where he stops, nobody knows You better not leave your baby alone When he plays come to me on his saxophone