The other night me and my girl went bowling The other night me and my girl went bowling Went to a place called Joe's that's where everybody goes When we walked in she turned every face in the place When we walked in she turned every face in the place A cool number jumped up and made a play for my girl I said Come on boy I said Don't mess with me cos I got a cast iron arm I said Don't mess with me cos I got a cast iron arm Oh when you you mess with me that only rings my alarm Well the music was a-rockin' and the place was a-jumpin' with jive Well the music was a-rockin' and the place was a-jumpin' with jive Well the same cool number made the same wrong move I hit him in the head I said Don't mess with me cos I got a cast iron arm I said Don't mess with me cos I got a cast iron arm Oh when you you mess with me that only rings my alarm I said Don't mess with me cos I got a cast iron arm I said Don't mess with me cos I got a cast iron arm Oh when you you mess with me that only rings my alarm