[ Предположительная тональность: C ] Tab by Mike Gallas I made this version by combining the Countrytabs.com and talby1234's from theavettbrothers.com versions. They deserve all the credit. Also Roger Miller! Capo 2 C/B= 0-2-0-0-1-0 Intro C C/B Am G F G C C C/B Am G F G C C C/B Am G The people in this city call me country, F G C Because of how I walk and talk and smile. C C/B Am G Well I don't mind them laughing in the city, F G C But the country folks all say I'm citified. C C/B Am G The fighting men they say that I'm a coward. F G C Because I never push no one around. C C/B Am G Gentle people call me trouble-maker, F G C Cause I'll always fight and stand my ground. F Em Funny I don't fit. Dm G C Where have all the average people gone? C C/B Am G F G C C C/B Am G Some pious people point and call me sinner, F G C Because to them I've never seen the light. C C/B Am G Other folks think of me as a preacher. F G C I'm just doing what I think is right. C C/B Am G The wealthy people think that I am a hobo, F G C Lean and hungry, writing mournful songs. C C/B Am G And the poor, poor people think I am a rich man, F G C But really, I'm just trying to get along. F Em It's funny I don't fit. Dm G C Tell me where have all the average people gone? C C/B Am G F G C C C/B Am G And the government has given me a number, F G C To simplify my birth and life and death. C C/B Am G And still my woman thinks I'm awful important, F G C Like the moon the stars the sea the sky and breath. F Em Funny I don't fit. Dm G C Where have all the average people gone? F Em Yes, it's funny I don't fit. Dm G C Where have all the average people gone? F Em Honey I don't fit, Dm G C Where have all the average people gone? slow C C/B Am G F G C