by D.Linde (As covered by Roger Miller) Released on 4 RM albums (spoken) You know it's funny how certain things stick with you thru the years, Like how it fells to be ten years old at the County fair Hotdog stand, When you're hungry hotdogs smell so doggone grand Hoppin' thru the sawdust, runnin' with my brothers Head to toe we're smilin', at the Tom Greene county fair Rodeo, Tom Greene county fairs got one fine rodeo The cowboys are the greatest, the clown he is so funny You bust your britches laughing, at the Tom Greene county fair Well a Sunday at the fair can make a memory more valuable than gold Especially when you're ten years old Ferris Wheel, Just like an airplane in the sky, that's how you feel Look down and see the people, wave your arms and holler Everybody's laughing at the Tom Greene county fair Night time comes, Up there on the bandstand we see Billy Swan Everybody's clappin', Mum and Pop are dancin' Sawdust is a flyin', at the Tom Greene county fair Well a Sunday at the fair can make a memory more valuable than gold Especially when you're ten years old Time to go, The pickup truck it rattles down the gravel road And all of us kids sit backwards, lookin' thru the dustcloud At the lights and the laughter at the Tom Greene county fair (spoken fadeout) well step right up and see the three eyed malarkey brothers smoking one big round cigar fresh from Havana, see the one legged chicken do the footrace with a sack of....