Well if birds flew under water if a dollar bill was a dime Boy I wouldn't things be crazy but maybe then you come around sometime If steamships flew the skyways and honey wouldn't made by the bee If black was blue if I was you I'd come back to me There's no way for you to know how much did I miss you so The world would have turn upside in if you'd have to be mine again Well now if airplanes all flew backwards and the moon was in bottom of the sea If one was two if I was you I'd come back to me [ pam pam pam ] What if everything got reversed po' boys eat caviar And rich folks took the ride on Santa Fe boxcars My hopes for your returning look hopeless as can be If one was two if I was you I'd come back to me There's no way for you to know...