l'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine l can't breath in the morning 'til l get myself a cigarette lit l say dad blame anything a man can't quit l'm a brand new newly-wed, married again Nine times previous and this makes ten l ought to be kicked so hard 'til l can hardly walk around or sit l say dad blame anything a man can't quit Still l keep it up, keep it up and do it all the time Every now and then l make up my mind To give it up, give it up, throw it away l usually change my mind later on up in the day l'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine l can't breath in the morning 'til l get myself a cigarette lit l say dad blame anything a man can't quit
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