Steady all day! Thought I was lookin' good So I cycled 'cross the neighbourhood Was invited by a skinny girl Into her high class world Left my bicycle under the stairs Laid my coat across the kosher chairs Made my way across the crowded room I had nothing to lose My reception wasn't very keen So turning on a friendly grin, Stood on the table with my glass of gin And came straight to the point I was glad to come I'll be sad to go So while I'm here I'll have me a real good time I was glad to come I'll be sad to go So while I'm here I'll have me a real good time. Oh no Dancin' madly 'round the room, yeah Singing loudly and sorta' out of tune Was escorted by a friendly slag 'Round the ... back Wandered c-c-cross ... Missed my step and I fell on the floor. Said one word and was asked to leave Kinda' wish I was dead.
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