Phone keeps ringin' right off the hook. Some bill collecter I know I cussed. I think I'll stay in bed and dream all day. The world outside bugs me anyway. When I get things going the going gets rough, So I ask myself why get up? Why get up? Why get up? How can I get up? Why should I get up? This whole worlds gone crazy, Think I've seen enough. I'm gonna sleep forever - why get up? I went to the doctor He said loose some weight. And if you don't do it quick we got to amputate. I talked to my lawyer he said case is closed That woman got it all even the garden hose. I'm starin' at the ceiling thinking just my luck I think I'll roll back on over - why get up ? Why get up? Why get up? How can I get up? Why should I get up? This whole worlds gone crazy, Think I've seen enough. I'm gonna sleep forever - why get up? Well I can't quit tickin' - I'm nervous all the time When I wake up these nights, it's turnin' round in my mind What was it I said to that girl last night She really got upset I better stay out of sight I remember the gun and someone calling my bluff I better duck undercover - why get up ? Why get up, why get up How can I get up Why should I get up This whole worlds gone crazy think I've seen enough Think I'll roll back on over why get up.