You were always trippin' I was always stoned You knew I was a piss-head That's why I never phoned So why'd you act surprised I was drunk on the day we met When I see you with your new man Something stirs inside of me It's not that I want you back It's how ugly love can be Be still my foolish pride I couldn't love you anyway Like a baseball cap worn backwards Like calling cocaine gear Like a pair of Evisu jeans We were so last year And we got high all the time Night after night Line after line How did I make "I love you" sound sincere When you were just a one-night-stand That lasted a year We were always fighting You thought the drama did us good Well I found it really boring Get off the cross we need the wood Say hi to your mum and dad It's all their fault anyway Like Patrick Cox and girl power Jean Claude van Damme and Cheers Vanilla Ice and Take That We were so last year Getting high all the time Night after night Line after line How did I make "I love you" sound sincere When you were just a one-night-stand That lasted a year Like a baseball cap worn backwards Like calling cocaine gear Like a pair of Evisu jeans We were so last year Getting high all the time Night after night Line after line How did I make "I love you" sound sincere When you were just a one-night-stand That lasted a year All in the name of entertainment We could come to some arrangement Just a one-night-stand That lasted a year