Robbie Williams - Hello Sir - Текст песни

Hello Sir
Remember me?
I'm the man you thought I'd never be 
The boy who you reduced to tears 
The lad called 'thingy' for six whole years 

Yeah that's right, my name's Bob
The one who landed the popstar's job 
The one who you told 'look don't touch'
The kid who wouldn't amount to much 

Well I'm here and you're still there 
With your fake sportscar and receding hair 
Dodgy Farah trousers that you think are smart 
Married to the woman that teaches art 

Married to the life, married to the school
I want to sing and dance sir, now who's the fool?
Sing and dance? You thought I was barmy 
'Settle down thingy, join the army!'

And who are you to tell me this?
The dream I want I'll have to miss 
Sir it's God, he's been given the right 
To structure lives overnight 

Now I know life's true path 
Tanks and guns, that'll be a laugh 
No, not me. I'm a mega civilian.
I won't lead my life riding pillion 

But thanks for the advice and I'm sure it'll do 
For the negative dickheads just like you 
As for now, I've a different weapon 
Stage and screen are about to beckon 

And here I sit in first class 
Bollocks sir, kiss my ass