This is "T" to the mother fucking "Ofty" What's you're problem Dickhead 1st Verse Don't kick my dog dickhead Don't beep at me dickhead Why d'you mug me off in my car dickhead Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead Theres a dickhead in you're mouth A dickhead on parade Do not have kids Don't want dickheads to be made dickhead Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead Why d'you piss me off in first class dickhead I'm not sitting here to be treated like a dickhead Bumba Clart, kin' Raas Clart Where's the Chorus dickhead Chorus Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely??¦baby 2nd Verse If you diss me you'll sell copy dickhead What d'you expect dickhead Radiohead dickhead This is pop dickhead Size tens dickhead break you're shins dickhead My security are a viscious crew They'll kick fuck out of you Only if I ask them to, but They'll kick fuck out of you You're going home in a Stafordshire Ambulance I wasn't looking at ya' bird dickhead She was looking at me dickhead Who do I think I am dickhead Who the fuck are you dickhead You must have me confused With someone who gives a shit I've found the dickhead of the year And you are fucking it dickhead Where's the chorus??¦no chorus.. dickhead Chorus 2 Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely??¦baby The Tofty Rap I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah I've got a bucket of shit I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah I've got a bucket of shit Not, horse shit, cow shit dog shit no real shit I've got a bucket of shit Ohh Yeah I've got a bucket of shit Verse 3 Why d'you cut me up in my car dickhead Why d'you say bad things 'bout my bra dickhead I've got nothing for you dickhead Go to bed dickhead Don't wake up dickhead Who gives a fuck dickhead No one gives a fuck about you cos you're a dickhead true See your mate over there in the corner he's a dickhead too like you, dickhead Chorus 3 Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby Isn't it Lovely, that we can still be good friends I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovely??¦baby Dickhead