Where's that leave a guy like me Windy city square If all that sells is tragedy I haven't got a prayer Should I try to lose it all, kick it off the track Just to say I took the fall but "look who's comin back" What's the story, where's the dirt Nobody's happy til somebody gets hurt I don't want t keep up with all that The garbage that you swallow gonna someday make you fat Normal childhood, beautiful wife excuse me having a wonderful life Why should I be hungry for someone else's pain Heroes should have something but talent for fame Double barrel in the mouth nails it every time But that's what legend's all about Ain't no bigger headline What's the story, where's the dirt Nobody's happy til somebody gets hurt I don't want to keep up with all that The garbage that you swallow gonna someday make you fat Maybe I should frequent all the places that I¡¯m avoiding And maybe you should work on building rather than destroying If this is making friends, I'd rather be lonely So where's that leave a guy like me Windy city square I may never make page three but ask me if I care What's the story, where's the dirt Nobody's happy til somebody gets hurt I don't want to keep up with all that The garbage that you swallow gonna someday make you fat