[ Предположительная тональность: D ] Intro: A D A D Verse: A G D A G D I know you. I know you've seen her. A G D A G D She's a sad tomato. She's three miles of bad road. A G D A G D Walking down the street. Will I never meet her? A G D A G D B She's a real woman-child. Oh my kiss breathe turpentine. Chorus: E D G A E D G D E I am smitten. I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) E D G A G Have you seen her come around? My crush with eyeliner Verse: A G D A G D I'm in like. I'm infatuated A G D A G D It's all too much pressure. She's all that I can take A G D A G D What position should I wear? Cop an attitude? (You faker) A G D A G D B How can I convince her?(Faker) That I'm invented, too, yeah. Chorus: E D G A E D G D E I am smitten. I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) E D G A G We all invent ourselves. And you know me. Solo: B A B A D E G Verse: A G D A G D She's a sad tomato. She's three miles of bad road. A G D A She's her own invention,(She's her own invention). A G D A G D That gets me in the throat. What can I make myself be? A G D A Life is strange, yeah (Life is strange) A G D A G D B What can I make myself be?(Faker). To make her mine? Chorus: E D G A E D G D E I am smitten. I'll do anything (I'll do anything). E D G A G A kiss breathe turpentine. My crush with eyeliner E D G A E D G D E I am smitten. You know me (Yeah, you know me). E D G A G D I could be your Frankenstein. My crush with eyeliner E D G A E D G E I am smitten. I'm the real thing (I'm the real thing) E D G A G Won't you be my valentine? My crush with eyeliner. Outro: E D G A E D G G E D G A End on E (let ring)