PEPPERONI! and it was all just a dream baby rhapso ho! i'm the confused neck with the keep getting restless eating 20 lbs of 'basgetti for breakfest still showing up on your 10 best dressed list i told you my name is M.C. deffensless duct tape wrapped around my feet held hostage before the big track meet 14 feet from 18 street i know for a fact that you think i'm neat yo, you stick around like a fly on the wall w/ surround sound you found that you hear it all when it all comes thru i hear you say so dude i never thought money really mattered to you when all the kings horses and all the kings men took all the kings credit and they started to spend it all on the worthlessness a tragedy went your moving in with your aunty and uncle in bel aire ladies and gentlemen, the worst freestyle rapper ever um uh uh give me a second uh shoot um uh right here we go apples are green and carrots are orange and then they go and then you go what...nothing... what oh what rhyems with orange? oh geez, i really am bad. just gimme, gimme a second no man, your done! whose that wearing those silly shoes? we are wearing those silly shoes! well i really hate those silly shoes well we really like those silly shoes please stop wearin silly shoes we won't stop wearing those silly shoes they're just shoes, man! well i've learned to respect your silly shoes the respect for you is so that we won't lose can i try on a pair of your silly shoes? man, quit talking about those silly shoes. you say i'm boring, but i say hardly well lets get together and have a pizza party! PIZZA PARTY! PEPPERONAY! and it was all just a dream... forever. (snakes...) [Thanks to smalls17@hotmail.com for correcting these lyrics]
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