I got this thing for Nancy Drew. Her hair is blonde her eyes are blue. Yeah, I think that I'm falling in love. I wish she'd say she'd marry me, And why she won't is a mystery. Yeah, I know its me she thinks of. Nancy Drew, I love you (Yes I do). One time these criminals with there guns, They thought it would be fun To try and kill my Nancy Drew. I jumped out and saved her life, Then I asked her to be my wife. She said, "No I'll never marry you!" It's a really big mystery. I'll put the Hardy Boys on the case. Cause no time in history Has someone denied my face. And I'll be true To you My Nancy Drew
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