One, two, three, four! I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Cuz I ain't nuttin' but bad I broke my bed on Johnny's head Somebody snitched on me I hid a frog in sister's bed Somebody snitched on me I spilled some ink on mommy's rug I made Tommy eat a bug Bought some gum with a penny slug And somebody snitched on me Oh I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Cuz I ain't been nuttin' but bad I won't be seein' Santa Clause Somebody snitched on me He won't come visit me because Somebody snitched on me Next year I'll be goin' straight Next year I'll be good, just wait I'd start now, but it's too late Cuz somebody snitched on me Oh oh oh oh I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Cuz I ain't been nuttin' but bad Better be good Whatever you do Cuz if you don't I'm warning you You'll get nuttin' for Christmas Nuts! I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad [Yeah so mad] I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Cuz I ain't been nuttin' but bad Cuz I ain't been nuttin' but bad [Talking, screaming, celebrating] [Spoken] I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas, because I contributed to the greenhouse affect, which is melting polar ice caps. We're melting the North Pole where Santa Clause lives; he's mad.
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