1st verse: Well, my landlady, she lives 3 houses away. She claims that she can hear my baby screaming to me "fuck me" Every day, when I'm in the hay. 2nd verse: Struck by lust in a telephone booth. Busted by a cop; he said, "that's Uncool." He said that she can hear my baby screaming to me "fuck me" Every day, when I'm in the hay. And then the rest is agreed upon.
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