(jerry leiber, mike stoller) Well I can wash out forty four pairs of socks And have в'em on the line You know I can starch and iron two dozen shirts в'fore you can count from one to nine I can slip up a great big dip up of lard from a drippings can Throw it in the skillet, do my shopping, and be back before it melts in The Pan Chorus: Cause Iв'm a woman W-o-m-a-n Let me tell ya again Iв'm a woman W-o-m-a-n Well I can rub and scrub till this house shines just like a dime Feed the baby Grease the car Powder my nose at the same time You know I can get all dressed up Go out swinging with the m-a-n Jump in bed at five Sleep till 6 And start all over again Repeat chorus Well now if you come to me sick you know that Iв'm gonna make you well And if you come to me all hexed up you know Iв'm gonna break the spell And if you come to me hungry, you know Iв'll feed ya full of my grits And if itв's loving you want, I can kiss you and give you the shivering Fits Repeat chorus (Iв'll say it again) Well, I got a twenty dollar gold fee that says thereв's nothing that i Canв't do Well I can make a dress out of feeding sacks and I can make a man out Of you Repeat chorus Iв'm a woman Iв'm a woman Iв'm a woman Yeah Iв'm a woman