Thistle Boy, commin' up down the Highlands way Got a purple hairdoo got a bottle of whisky yeah Jumpin' up & down then rollin' all around Aee He said Ach Aye I said I know you're a Thistle Boy You're a Thistle Boy too Oh yeah he's a Thistle Boy Oh yeah he's a Thistle Boy Oh yeah he's a Thistle Boy Yeah I said I know He's a Thistle Boy He's a Thistle Boy Yeah yeah yeah Wooo Headed downtown and going against the grain He's the chufter's got a lot to say Meaning no harm with a lassie under arm aye He say Ach Aye I say I know, you're a Thistle Boy I'm a Thistle Boy too Now who's always screaming down the hall