One Hound Starts Barking Sets The Whole Pack Off Never Try To Pinch Off Anymore Than You Can Flush Don't Sit And Sniver While Your Life Is Going To The Dogs Because You Can't Lament The Consequence Of Ignoring Murphy's Law When You're Sitting Around On A Curbstone And You're Wondering What The Fuck It's Then You Realize You're Shit Outta Luck We're Drinkin' All The Dopes Up And They're Smoking Up The Beers The Police Came, Kicked In The Doors And Cuffed ‘Em By The Ears You Know You're Damned If Ye Don't And Twice Damned If You Do We Say If You Think That Way You'll End Up In The Stew When You're Sitting There On A Block Of Stone And You're Wondering What The Fuck The Jailman Shakes His Keys At You Hah Shit Outta Luck When You're Sittin' There With Your Head In Hand And You're Wondering What The Fuck It's Then You Realise You're Shit Outta Luck The World Is Hell Handbasket Bound And Coming To An End We'd Better Hoard Up All The Booze And Drink It With Our Friends When You're Lying There Bubbeling Gurgeling With Your Face Down In The Muck With Angels Hovering Whispering You're Shit Outta Luck St. Peter, God And Jesus Say You're Shit Outta Luck When Even Old Beelzebub Won't Have Ye… Shit Outta Luck