[ Предположительная тональность: G ] Intro: G C Em D (x3) G C G G C Well I crawled to confession early today Em D They took just one look and they turned me away G C I'll enlighten my spirits in some other way Em D but why tell me god do things happen this way G C Em D G C Em D My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse G C My dog's gone astray and my cat doesn't mouse Em D My neighbor is hung in a tree by his house G C My tires have been slashed and my battery's flat Em D Well please tell me why, tell me what's up with that? CHORUS G C Em D G C Em D My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse! G C Em D G C Em D My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse! G C Got a call from my wife who's just filed for divorce Em D She's taking the cash, the house, and my horse G C The government says I owe lots of back tax Em D Now tell me how it can get worse than that CHORUS G C Em D G C Em D My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse! G C Em D G C Em D My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse! Solo: G C Em D (x2) C C/B Why is my luck so bad? C C/B I'll blame my heavenly dad C C/B And I hope to some day sallyforth from this muck Em D Till that day I shall pray for complete change of luck CHORUS G C Em D G C Em D My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse! G C Em D G C Em D My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse! G C My shoes are all tattered, I've trudged a long mile Em D I've stepped in a puddle and I've fell in the pile G C I want to lash out but I'm just gonna smile Em D While I wait for my luck to be changed in a while CHORUS G C Em D G C Em D My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse! G C Em D G My luck is so bad it can only get better than worse!