[Verse] Prithee, One, Two, Three, Four, Five Six, Seven Eight, Nine, Ten, Gadzooks, and Eleven Prithee, Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta Bend thy back, and pull in thy belt And by gums, by gees, by golly's Work ye out in ye Lunchtime Follies Instead of lunch-we get ye Lunchtime Follies This is station B-O-S-S Teaching you to- Yes! Yes! Yes! I give you lunchtime relaxation So you won't need a summer vacation Prithee, One, Two, Three, Four, Five Six, Seven Eight, Nine, Ten, Gadzooks, and Eleven Today the boogie-woogie has become a bugaboo We swing from swing to saccharine From saccharine to goo- To the sentimental singer with a sentimental song Our monarch is a crooner and our king can do no wrong