Bubba is a friend, he's a beer drinkin' buddy of mine But lately somethin's happened that ain't hard to define Bubba's got himself a cousin and I'm gonna make her mine And she's brushin' both his teeth And she's makin' him biscuits and gravy I just know it And she's lovin him in that double wide late late at night Y'know, I wish that I had Bubba's girl I want Bubba's girl Why can't I find a cousin like that? Like bubbas girl I want I want Bubba's girl Why can't I find a cousin like that! Hey!