What can you do to amuse me Now that there's nothing to do The TV set's busted and can't get a picture The radio plays nothing but news Why don't you tickle me Gee whiz won't that be fine What a great idea What a perfect way to kill some time Can't stop to think 'cause if we do we'll lose our mind Why don't you tickle me Don't we have fun every minute Oh what a gay life we lead One chocolate milkshake with two straws stuck in it What else does anyone need Why don't you tickle me There's nothing else to do You won't have to talk to me And I won't have to talk to you When we're done I'll think of something else to do Why don't you tickle me
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