I know how I got in trouble I know how I came to grief I know why people all over Are disappointed with me When I get up I want down When I got thin I want fat fat fat fat When I get square I want round When I got this I want that You'd better make up your mind You'd better make up your mind I understand what you're sayin' to me Make up your mind But I can't do it Every time things look good, makes me feel bad Each time a little bird of happiness flies by It makes me feel so goddamn sad I want to cry (Make up your mind) This little piggy went to the market And that little piggy got caught up and put in a zoo Last little piggy went waa waa waa waa waa waa 'Cause he didn't know what he was supposed to do Comes a time in every man's life When he must decide Whether he want to drive a bus Or just go along for the ride You'd better make up your mind Make up your mind I understand you sister Make up your mind I understand you sister Make up your mind But I can't do it