If U leave her now U're never gonna see her again (never, no, no) She's gonna need a shoulder 2 cry on She's gonna need a friend She's gonna need a pillow case Something 2 put those tears on And Eye've got some purple satin laces One second later than the second U're gone She's gonna miss U at first But then she's gonna buy me things That's when Eye'm gonna lay her Across my piano stool and... sing 2 her... Chorus "Honey, Eye tried 2 tell him That U were the marrying kind A faithful one-man woman Best he would ever find Eye guess he wasn't trying 2 hear that So there ain't nothing left 2 say Eye tried 2 tell him that if U run 2 me Eye, eye won't run away." If U leave her now U'll never get another glimpse Eye'm gonna lace her With enough ice 2 recap the pole There might be another solar eclipse She's gonna find out What Eye like in my eggs, My bathwater (my bathwater) And how eye like 2 b touched Eye am gonna put her on The same diet Missy went on U know she eat 2 much U know She's gonna miss U at first Then she'll get used 2 me All of the tricks Eye would try 2 make her take this ring And make love 2 me I tried Honey I tried 2 tell him (that u) That U were the marrying kind Talkin bout a faithful A faithful one-man woman Best he would ever find Best he gonna ever find Eye guess he wasn't trying 2 hear that (He wasn't, tryin) So there ain't nothing left 2 say (nothin left 2 say) Eye tried 2 tell him that if U run 2 me Eye, eye won't run away." Run away, run away, run away. Run away