[Intro] 9 out of 10 mortals agree today; to much fame causes spiritual decay [Verse 1] To all the punx who believe life imitates music No more candy for you we can't hang with you To all the punks who want to be rock stars and do what they do There's no future for you that's the life of a fool No more candy, no more candy for you we are to funky and you can't handle are groove To all the freax in the magazines who never paid no dues No more candy for you you can't sing it's true To all the freax walking into walls somebody put a spell on you No more candy for you I guess the devil got a brand new fool To all the haters on the internet somebody's looking at you No more candy 4 you they got ur number now, fool To all the suckerz winning anything and thanking the lord for what They do No more candy for you no more candy for you [Outro] I am to funky and you can't handle my groove