I am a dog outside your door I have been there since a quarter to four You are a cat licking intense I bite your leg in self-defense Say it! Uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh Say it! Uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh Get out my tree, grinning at me Licking your tail like its cream Stroking your whiskers, causing a scene That's not the way to be to me (That's not the way) Say it! Uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh Say it! Uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh And the doggy say to the kitty La, La, La, He, He, Hee I want you, you want me Oh how sexy it will be If we ever get together in my tree Say it! Uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh Say it! Uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh Hey little pussy you sure look sweet Knocking me off of my 4 feet (Knocking me off of my 4 feet) {My 4 feet} Sure do wish dogs could climb (I wish, I wish) Then we could have a funky good time Say it! Uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh Say it again! Uurh, uurh, uurh, uurh Why you wink at me? (Why you wink at me?) I don't wanna see (I don't wanna see) Nasty little cat up up in a tree (Up) {Up} Is it really worth-a one night of fun? You've got 9 lives, I only got one