One, two, three I want a woman like Marilyn Monroe The kind of woman that'll never say no The kind of woman that'll make you scream That's the girl of my dreams I wanna woman that'll treat me right, Give me good lovin' all through the night Take her on a date, she's my machine That's the girl of my dreams Oh, the Girl of my dreams, Oh, listen people, that's the girl of my dreams I want a woman like Lauren Bacall Old and wrinkled but knows it all Got all the little tricks that'll make me cream That's the girl of my dreams I want a woman that can wash my hair Even wash my underwear Always smilin', never mean That's the girl of my dreams Oh, the girl of my dreams, Oh, listen people, that's the girl of my dreams I would say that you're a chauvinist No, I just got a lot of things that are on my list! Yeah - if she can't hang would you give her the fist (No man) I'd sit her right down and give her a little kiss! Oh, I need a woman like Lena Horn Knowed she was funky since the day she was born Lena's mama say "Doc, is it a girl?" Doc say "And how!" Lena smiled, slapped the doctor and said "Sucker I'm runnin' things now!" Oh, the girl of my dreams, Oh, listen people, that's the girl of my dreams