We are gathered here Today in these majestic Halls of old to honor A man they call Sathington Willoughby. There's a joke or two, A pun or three I feel that must be Told then I go on to Speak of Sathington Willoughby. Sathington Willoughby The legislator that Penned us up a bill That banned the use Of certain things like this and That.
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