DANCE! IF YOU WILL DANCE! ON YOUR CAPITOL HILL DANCE! IF YOU CAN DANCE! LIKE A TWENTIETH CENTURY MAN TAKE THE PEOPLE BY THE THROAT GIVE 'EM A REASON TO GIVE YOU A VOTE TAKE YOUR AUDIENCE UP ON STAGE LET THEM THINK YOU'RE A SAGE DANCE! IF YOU WANT DANCE! LIKE YOU'VE GOT A HOUSE TO HAUNT DANCE! LIKE A FREAK DANCE! LIKE YOU NEEDED IT ALL WEEK TAKE YOUR PEOPLE BY THE HAND TELL 'EM YOU'LL GET 'EM TO THE PROMISED LAND TAKE YOUR WOMAN IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT MAKE HER THINK YOU'RE RIGHT C'MON! DANCE! LIKE A CHIMPANZEE DANCE! IN THE 'LAND OF THE FREE' DANCE! LIKE A RUSSIAN BALLET DANCE! LIKE A FUNKY SITUE LET 'EM KNOW THAT YOU'RE WELL READ QUOTE THE THINGS THAT JESUS SAID LIFT YOUR FACE AND YOUR WHISKEY NEAT TO GET YOU UP ON YOUR FEET C'MON!