You're absolutely so much better than her, A second though is too much, it's too too many, She's a fact of life, but never mind, Get away, away for someone kind, Such a vain iconoclast, her, a racketeer who never cares, The news of his departure was greeted here with a Cheshire grin, Oh, better get away from here. (chorus:) The monster's loose, You're luckier than you know, The one that got away, He's gone, she's gone. A great big celebration seems more in order, And it's a great big revelation that she pulled the plug on the whole thing, I'm so thrilled for you, really. (chorus) It's so easy to be fooled By such a cracker-jack, There's a weak signal. Now here's all you have to know, whoa, Just let the monster go, whoooooooooooooooa-- (solo) (chorus) The monster's loose, (the monster's loose) The monster's loose, (the monster's loose) Oooooooh, oooooooh, Oooooooh, oooooooh, Oooooooh, oooooooh... (chorus) And it's gone.