My baby said she don't want to see my face She kicked me right on out of her place Now I'm back with the band and my girl is long gone She broke my heart bad so I wrote down this song I'm about as sad as they come Yeah, I'm stupid, stoned & dumb I'm a pretty pitiful sight Lately, I can't get myself right Boys, I can't get this girl out of my head I just know she's got another man in her bed They said, "Bret, let us give you some advice In Hollywood, love don't come easy, it comes at a price" So your girlfriend is a dancer and she makes love for money Used to get it free we really think you're lucky Loves a two way street, you got hit by the bus Don't break your heart or you'll end up like us So you got dumped Don't feel ashamed We got a little something Something gonna ease your pain So I toke and I snort And I smoke and I sniff By the way, what day is this? You're a natural born loser, don't you understand? That's why you're born to sing in a rock and roll band Born to feel the pain and write sad songs With losers like us this is where you belong So your girlfriend is a dancer and she makes love for money Used to get it free we really think you're lucky Loves a two way street, you got hit by the bus Don't break your heart or you'll end up like us The band was making it big, I was making the scene Drive big cars and making some green Wrote a big hit; a number one song But by then my girl was long gone So your girlfriend is a dancer and she makes love for money Used to get it free we really think you're lucky Loves a two way street, you got hit by the bus Don't break your heart or you'll end up like us You're a natural born loser, don't you understand? That's why you're born to sing in a rock and roll band Born to feel the pain and write sad songs With losers like us this is where you belong