Stop me, oh, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Stop me, oh, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Nothing's changed, I still love you, oh, I still love you Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love I was delayed, I was way-laid An emergency stop, I smelt the last ten seconds of life I crashed down on the crossbar And the pain was enough to make A shy, bald, Buddhist reflect And plan a mass murder Who said lied I'd to her? Oh, who said I'd lied because I never? I never! Who said I'd lied because I never? I was detained, I was restrained And broke my spleen and broke my knee And then he really laced into me Friday night in out-patients Who said I'd lied to her? Oh, who said I'd lied because I never, I never Who said I'd lied because I never? Oh, so I drank one, it became four And when I fell on the floor, I drank more Stop me, oh, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Stop me, oh, stop me Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before Nothing's changed, I still love you, oh, I still love you Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love Set me free why don't ya baby? Get out my life why don't ya baby? Cos you don't really love me, you just keep me hangin' on. Set me free why don't ya baby? Get out my life why don't ya baby? Cos you don't really love me, you just keep me hangin' on.
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