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5. Nickelodeon Girls 8:39
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(Hello, Nickelodeon headquarters)
Hi, sorry to disturb you this late in the night
I have a serious inquiry directed toward Nickelodeon
My question is WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
You know y'all used to have some fire bitches
When I turn on the TV I'm trying to see my favorite bitches
Zoey101? Jennette McCurdy? Oh my God
And now all you got is these preteens
Bruh, I'm not a pedo
I'm not trying to look at these little kids and get aroused
Now I can't watch Nickelodeon with my dick in my hand anymore
Now I'm fucking upset
This is some fucking bullshit

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Dan Schneider  bring all my bitches back
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I need all my bitches, I need all my bitches The new shit you put out is wack
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Dan Schneider I'm just trying to get an erection
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But now that these kids looking 13 and under My penis will suffer

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Dan fucking Schneider (Schneider)
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This ain't a fucking game, bitch
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I wanna watch a sitcom
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With my hand on my dick
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I wanna see a titty (titty)
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Not fucking kid shit
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Return all the hot chicks
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Or you gon get it bitch

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ICarly, iCarly
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I don't care if you look like Michael Jackson
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As long as you giving me action
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And Freddy gon' film the reaction
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Sam gonna join in
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And suck me a fat one
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Nickelodeon girls
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Can't live without 'em (whew)

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Ariana Grande
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I know I drive a Hyundai
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I can put you in a coma
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Have brunch on a Sunday (fancy)
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My dick put you in a coffin
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All night screaming and tossing
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Victoria Justice
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I know you tryna touch this

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Lizzie McGuire is tight
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But I bet Zoey's tighter
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You can find me in her bed
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Digging through that vaginer
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Amanda Bynes, you a little bit crazy
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But you can still have my babies (whew)
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Go down like a dog with the rabies
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Y'all can't save me

[bridge]
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Uh, a little bit of weed, hard liquor for the ladies
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Got me feeling like a young Dan Schneider from the 80's
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With a Jewish law firm and an all black Mercedes
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She playing with the balls like Brady (ay)
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Fuck off with the shitty little kids with their stupid shit
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I only wanna see the ones with a body fit
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And I don't want to be the one to be a little bitch about it
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But I'm just saying what everybody is thinking (hahahahaha)

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Where the titties at?
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Dan Schneider why you ruining your business?
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You realize I'd probably buy cable
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If you keep all the girls and the ratings all stable
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Cuz I ain't tryin to see a young baby in the cradle
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Cuz I'm not a pedophile

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The girls I have sexualized are all in their 20's and 30's (Disclaimer!)
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I'm not saying you should change all the bitches
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But at least something after 10:30 (30!)


[chorus]
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Dan Schneider  bring all my bitches back
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I need all my bitches, I need all my bitches, I need all my bitches back