When you were a kid And you wanted a "doll" You got it! Don't ask how you did, But when you were a kid And you wanted a "doll" You got it! You carefully laid out a plan, When you were a kid 'twas a doll . . . And now it's a man! I'm gonna get em! I'm gonna get em! Instead of givin' up An' throwin' in the towel I'm gonna keep on fightin' Fair or fowl Until i get em! I'm gonna em! I'm gonna wear my jewels An' my ermine wrap An' if i have to drop my shoulder strap I'm gonna get em! I'm gonna em! An' when i've got him Where i think he otta be . . . I'm gonna love em, love em My mission in life will be to "love em" Until he loves me! I'm gonna get em! Hmm, i'm gonna get em! I'll back him in a corner 'till he squirms an' twists An' if i must put handcuffs On his wrists I'm gonna get em! I'm gonna get em! He'll know the facts of life An' when he understands I'll put a "shotgun" in my father's hands An' that'll get em! I'm gonna em! An' when i've got him Where i think he otta be . . . I'm gonna hug em, hug em I'll hug em and if i have to slug em He's gonna love, he's gonna love He's gonna love me!